A Trumpdate (Sorry)

This is hilarious and awkward and very amusing to me: The amazing story of Donald Trump’s old spokesman, John Barron — who was actually Donald Trump himself. In the 1980s, when reporters called the Trump Organization to request an interview with the boss, they were sometimes referred to a spokesman, instead. That a busy and […]

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Little Marco

You’ve heard Trump calling Rubio “Little Marco,” right? Because OMG. “Little Marco” may be my favorite thing from this primary season. It’s just so, so wrong/amazing. Marco Rubio is literally a 44-year-old United States Senator who is being bullied by another candidate while he runs for president. What a time to be alive.

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Last Week Tonight on Trump

Fact: Trump Steaks were once sold at The Sharper Image. Happy Super Tuesday eve, y’all!

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GOP Debate in Houston

Apparently I like to torture myself because I watched the entire GOP debate tonight. And these tweets basically recap it: Wait, is Ted Cruz currently arguing FOR people “dying in the streets” in an attempt to make Trump look bad? WTF, bro. #GOPDebate — Sarah Blackstock🙄🤗 (@sarahblackstock) February 26, 2016 Rubio is legit about to […]

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This election is weird, y’all.

One state choosing Trump and Sanders on the same night is interesting, to say the least. Bernie Sanders just easily won the New Hampshire primary. New Hampshire primary results: Donald Trump wins. This is going to be a really interesting election season. The pundits have been wrong so often already that there’s no way to […]

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GOP Debate Night

I can’t help myself and watch every primary debate, and unfortunately, there have basically been a zillion for the Republicans so far this time and yikes. Here, torture yourself with the tweets I shared/read while I watched: I almost gave up at this point, but just as I reached for the remote, Wolf said they […]

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