Month: July 2015

Pretty Little Liars & Ezra’s Terrible Shirt [S06E08]

We open on Alison telling the Girls about how that creepy home movie (which we saw at the end of the last episode) was from a birthday celebration in which Charles gave her the frosting off his birthday cake. “How does that turn vicious?” Alison laments. Hanna is the best because this is how she replies: “You played skee ball once! I wouldn’t call that family bonding.”ย Dropping truth bombs! Next we see Hanna and her mom trying to talk to Mr. DiLaurentis (Alison’s dad) about the mystery $30k scholarship. Hanna wants to get rid of it, because “‘A’ gives so ‘A’ can take away,” but her mom doesn’t want to give it back since they do need the money. Ezra is pretending to dust or something while he eavesdrops on Aria’s conversation with photography-pal, Clark. She’s not going to the show they’re both finalists in because it’s TOO DANGEROUS, so he brought her a postcard advertising the show. (Aww.) He leaves, so Ezra swoops in and points out that Clark sure does ask a lot …

Obama’s Just Trolling My Dad Now

Listen, I’m pretty sure one item on fourth-quarter-Obama’s Presidential To Do List says “troll Sarah’s dad” because: โ€œI actually think Iโ€™m a pretty good president. I think if I ran, I would win.” CNN’s headline interpretation of that makes it even better: I could win 3rd term if I ran again. Look out, King Obama’s on his way! MY DAD CAN’T HANDLE THIS, Y’ALL. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Pretty Little Liars & the Microchip Removal [S06E07]

The last episode of Pretty Little Liars (โ€œO Brother, Where Art Thou,โ€ S06E07) once again totally failed at solving the ‘A’ problem, however I think we’re getting close! Maybe! (Unless they very rudely take the mystery into the time jump & the girls are still dealing with it in the twenties.) We open with Spencer watching an online video showing someone removing their dog’s microchip to figure out how to DIY their chip removal to stop ‘A’ from tracking their moves. She seriously wantsย to remove themย AT HOME SURGERY STYLE! (Ow.) Alison’s dad throws luggage in the trunk & takes her away from home. She looks confused & scared but she still goes willingly. He’s covered in dirt from digging up the grave he thought Charles was in and seems crazy-ish. Alison spots the threatening birthday card he found in the emptry grave, and:ย “He’s alive & he’s coming for us, isn’t he?” (Oh, you’re finally catching up! Yes, Charles is your brother, he’s alive, and apparently he’s not a very chill dude.) Hanna’s mom tells her …