Pretty Little Liars & Ezra’s Terrible Shirt [S06E08]

We open on Alison telling the Girls about how that creepy home movie (which we saw at the end of the last episode) was from a birthday celebration in which Charles gave her the frosting off his birthday cake. “How does that turn vicious?” Alison laments. Hanna is the best because this is how she…

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Obama’s Just Trolling My Dad Now

Listen, I’m pretty sure one item on fourth-quarter-Obama’s Presidential To Do List says “troll Sarah’s dad” because: “I actually think I’m a pretty good president. I think if I ran, I would win.” CNN’s headline interpretation of that makes it even better: I could win 3rd term if I ran again. Look out, King Obama’s…

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Pretty Little Liars & the Microchip Removal [S06E07]

The last episode of Pretty Little Liars (“O Brother, Where Art Thou,” S06E07) once again totally failed at solving the ‘A’ problem, however I think we’re getting close! Maybe! (Unless they very rudely take the mystery into the time jump & the girls are still dealing with it in the twenties.) We open with Spencer…

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